| Sire: Wulfie the Insane |
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| Dam: Sadie of the Southwest Side |
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Their pups are guaranteed to have the best attributes of both parents. This includes many neurotic behaviors which are endearing, entertaining, and make a person forget his/her OWN neuroses. Having to deal with doggie neuroses on a daily basis has been known to completely cure severely neurotic people in very little time.
We breed for TEMPERAMENT and conformation. Our pups are afraid of water faucets, ovens, thunder, umbrellas, vacuum cleaners, and big stuffed bunnies, among other things. (A complete list encapsulated in one volume will be included with the pup's pedigree papers.) The behavior exhibited when the pups are confronted with these will include running for the outside door and clawing and whining until let out, jumping into the nearest person's lap, literally climbing the walls. Yes, our pups can really climb walls if sufficiently terrified of evil faucets, etc.
The dogs in this proud line also exhibit myriad skills: rabbit murder, five-foot fence jumping, trunk riding, and above all, protecting their masters/mistresses by alerting them to any leaf movement outside the windows. You never need to worry when protected by the vociferous barking of our line of dogs.
And there's no need to buy toys, because an old smelly shoe will do just fine. Many pups enjoy sleeping with their little noses tucked in your Air Nike.
We are expecting a litter soon so let us know and we will put you on our waiting list. Don't miss out on a lifetime of neurotic companionship.
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